THE CROSSWALK — Few things try one's patience more than stoplights. They always seem to go from yellow to red when you're in the biggest hurry. Then you almost always seem to be headed in the direction with less traffic so the green light lasts forever for the other drivers while you're left waiting for the color to change.
Few things move more slowly than a long light. Seconds feel like minutes and our brains morph minutes into hours.
What is one to do? How do we get our minds off the time lost?
Some may pull out their phone, but don't you dare if you're driving! If you're the passenger, you just become more aware of time with that clock staring you in the face. You could clinch the wheel tighter and tighter as you slowly lose your mind, or you can do what TikToker Kamil Szpejenkowski does and dance.
I've watched the video 100 times now and I'm still in awe. Further, how the woman just walks by like this is normal. pic.twitter.com/UXgwxKtGok— David Herrmann (@herrmanndigital) March 27, 2021
Szpejenkowski, known as SFKins, has over half a million TikTok followers and it's obvious why. The boy can dance.
His moves are fluid and mesmerizing and they're on full display in this video. SFKins glides out of the car and into the crosswalk as he moves effortlessly to "Smooth Criminal" during a red light.
His moves are mind-blowing for everyone who sees it. Well, everyone except the woman crossing the street in the video, who either has no time for these shenanigans or it's just such a common occurrence in Poland that she no longer cares.
Whatever the reason she's not impressed did not translate to me, because I'm all in on SFKins and he has many videos just like this one to keep us entertained and giving us ideas to pass the time at red lights.