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THE BACK DECK OF BEARPOCALPYPSE HQ — It's been a little while since I have updated you all on what's going on with the Bearpocalypse.
For those who are not familiar with this term, it's time to crawl out from under the rock you've been living and open your eyes. Bears are building an army and are trying to take over the world. It may seem small, but there is a lot of evidence out there.
Even the hardest working soldiers, however, need a break sometimes. This bear soldier needed a few minutes to refresh and decided the hot tub on a human's back deck was a great spot to do so.
These humans, who clearly aren't aware of the looming Bearpocalypse, got video of the mammal soaking in the tub. I have to say he looks relaxed, but who isn't when you're lounging in a hot tub?
It may seem like this bear is a lazy recruit for the masterminds behind Bearmageddon, but I believe it was an honest mistake. At one point in the video, the human mentions that he's, "Going to have to tell this guy that we didn't do this."
That leads me to believe this is some kind of rental property, possibly Airbnb or something similar. The bear knows this. He sees humans coming and going, and then the place sits empty for days at a time.
No doubt this bear was tired both from the physical training and the mental exertion of prepping to take over the world and needed to soak his muscles and his brain. He assumed it was one of the lulls in the rental, got sloppy and made his move.
Don't get sucked in, though. Don't think it's "cute" like the misinformed humans in the video or feel empathy for his hard work and need for a break. He needs a break from planning your demise, people!
Stay alert. And if you see something, say something.
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