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KISS CAM HEADQUARTERS — Going to live sporting events can be fun and awkward. They can be fun because the thrill of competition often keeps you on the edge of your seat. They can be awkward because sports arena personnel love the kiss cam.
This guy went to a Minnesota Gophers men’s hockey game with his sister, and I don’t know if I’ve ever seen someone more prepared.
Sure enough, those pesky camera operators found this guy sitting next to his sister and tried to pull the kiss cam on them. Well, considering fulfilling the kiss cam request would have been gross and illegal in most states, he foiled the Gophers' plans and pulled out a sign that read, “My Sister,” with an arrow pointed to her.
That right there deserves a slow clap.
If this guy is this prepared at a college hockey game, I’m guessing he has a 5-year food supply, a room dedicated to 72-hour kits, a satellite phone and a bomb shelter all ready to go.
Let’s all learn a lesson from this guy. Stock up on food storage and be prepared if you go to a sporting event with your sibling of the opposite sex.
