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THE FIELD — Baa, baa internet sheep, have you any life gripes? Yessir, yessir one big baa.
I’m pretty sure that’s how the nursery rhyme goes because one video showing the above scenario equals incontrovertible proof. That’s the law of the internet.
So let’s look at this solid evidence.
The video features one sheep framed in a super tight closeup. For some reason, the sheep is lying on its back in a field. I have no context for this setup, so I’ve made up a story about how this sheep is in a session of talk therapy, and everyone knows you have to lay down on a couch or a bed of clover for the therapy to be truly effective.
We don’t hear what the therapist asked to prompt a response from the sheep, but the vocalization is decisive, long and absolutely hilarious. Maybe she talking about her fears related to the recent rash of wolf skulkings.
Now we run into a problem. I have a requested minimum word count for every Have You Seen This? article, but this time my imagination has run out of things to say about the most hysterical 8-second video with a single baa from a sheep. So I’ve decided to end this article with really bad baa puns. Feel free to put your own in the comments.
- “I’ll be baa-ck,” bleated the sheepinator.
- I bet her name is Chew-baa-cca.
- Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Baa-carena. Heeey, Baa-carena.
- I’m guessing her baa is bigger than her bite.
- That last pun really raised the baa. Thank ewe for bearing with me.
