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BOZEMAN, Mont.— We here at Have You Seen This? have pointed out again and again that bears might be preparing to take over the world. And here is yet more proof for our conspiracy theory.
To review, here's what we've learned about the bears' plans so far. Some are learning to walk like humans; others are learning how to be very, very sneaky; and even more are learning to climb both ropes and sheer rock walls.
Apparently bears have now decided to take advantage of equal-opportunity education, so a black bear in Bozeman, Montana, entered a high school Wednesday morning, presumably to register for a full roster of classes.
I'm guessing its first pick was American history. After all, knowing your enemy makes you a more effective opponent.
However, the bear failed to register and was ushered out of the school without incident by local law enforcement who were heard saying, "Not on our watch, you tricksy bears!" (They didn't really say that, but it sure would've helped our conspiracy theory if they did.)
No one was injured, and the bear is back to wandering and plotting our demise in the wilderness.
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