Four Cans Of Corn Will Get You Two Tickets To A Timberwolves Game [It Has Come To This]

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Attention, fans of canned vegetables who will also tolerate watching the Minnesota Timberwolves play a game of basketball: buy four Butter Kernel cans of your choosing for a bargain three dollars (string beans, collard greens, you name it), and you can get two tickets to see the 17-53 Timberwolves in action.More Read More ...