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Dear Kim,
Cut it out, would you? We have asked you a whole bunch of times to end your missile programs and yet here we are writing you another letter.
Well, this letter is different than the others. This one is the last note we will send you without using ALL CAPS.
Are you ready for that, Kim? It's very unpleasant reading a letter in all caps.
You don't want that. TRUST US.
We mean business this time. We had several emergency meetings about you and everyone thinks you're a jerk.
Hope You Have a Bad Day,
The UN
P.S. - You're really short.
