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WHO CARES?!?!?! Yeah, we came, we saw, we shopped. End of story. You don't care about our trip to a mega-mall, if you did, you should go yourself. It's big, it's wide, it's a site to see. But that is not why we are here. We are here to bring a listener's view back to the citizens of the Great State of Utah. We have some of the best seats in the house tonight, compliments of the Executive Director of the Utah Republican Party, Ivan Dubious. We are on "the 50-yard line" the "center court" looking straight down into the faces of the speakers as they do the work of making history.
Regardless of your political affiliation, you must agree that no matter the outcome, this election WILL MAKE HISTORY.
