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Have You Seen This? Pineapples are scary

By John Clyde, Contributor | Posted - Dec. 19, 2014 at 1:15 p.m.

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PINEAPPLE FARM — Dogs can be lazy and mean, but most have a reputation of being loyal and protective. Stella is definitely that latter.

This gorgeous pit bull saw something in her kitchen she assumed was a threat and alerted her owner. This odd object was oblong, had spikes coming out of the top and smelled sweet. I wouldn’t trust it either.

Stella kept barking at the oddity and her human finally responded and came into the room. But Stella was horrified when her silly human approached the sweet-smelling danger orb then was brazen enough to pick it up. The human holds it up and shows it to Stella.

My dog-talk is a little rusty, but if I heard it right Stella yelled back at the reckless human, “Back, foul beast! Back! Do you know what you are holding? Release it and save yourself. Come no closer to me.”

Well, Stella, stay safe and thanks for trying to protect your human.

About the Author: John Clyde ----------------------------

John has been writing about movies, news, sports and pretty much anything awesome for more than five years. John is the co-host of the Flix Junkies podcast and will always entertain you with his stories. John is an alumnus of both Utah Valley University and BYU. He, his wife and their two children call Salt Lake City home.

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