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I have been criticized recently for writing too much fluff in these blogs. Allow me to remedy that today.
______________(fill in the blank with politician of your choice) really sucks! He (or she) is a misguided, amoral, flip-flopping, campaign-promise-breaking, un-American, tax-and-spend, flat out lying nincompoop who is doing what he (or she) is doing solely to keep his (or her) job. I wish he (or she) would just go away and let someone with real talent, dedication, intelligence, and a moral compass come in so I can criticize him (or her.)
______________(fill in the blank with policy of your choice) really sucks! This is going to be the worst thing that ever happens to America (Utah, Salt Lake, my neighborhood). We may not live through it. It will make us less safe, less respected, and most importantly, poorer. We will look back someday at this as the moment when the ship veered off course. Those who vote for or support this policy are demonstrating their idiocy as clearly as if they were sticking their heads in a toilet. I hate this policy!!!
_______________(fill in the blank with the team of your choice) really suck! They're all a bunch of spoiled, over-paid, ammoral brats. I just hate when they win. I'm so sick of their winning I could just . . . I would rather be a fan of (insert team of your choice) when they're losing then ever support such a horrible group of young men (or women). I hope they go on a losing streak that lasts until my grandsons are out of college.
Whew! I feel so much more substantive now. Thank you.
