Top Ten Questions Everyone Asked at the 2007 Legislature

At least, these are questions someone might have allegedly asked while staring blankly at a wall outside the House of Representatives.

1. Can House Speaker Greg Curtis will a bill to passage with a single look?

9) Are moist towellettes from the cafeteria considered "perks?"

8) What does a reporter have to do to have a salad named after him?

7) Is "caucus" really Greek for "free lunch?"

6) Who was that secretary in the Lt. Governor’s office?

5) Why is every woman wearing a red purse?

4) Is the legislative washroom the site of the secret caucus?

3) Is the State Capitol also being retro-fitted to be Democrat-proof?

2) If I sit here and look regal, will I be handed free game tickets?

1) Are we there yet?