Shun the Non-believer!

10) MYSPACE IS A GOOD PLACE TO MEET WEIRDOS

That's not completely true. It's also a good place to meet female escorts hoping to turn their proceeds into a career in music lol :)

1. TAKE SIENA OVER VANDERBILT

This 13-over-4 option looks tempting on your NCAA bracket sheet, but Siena just doesn't have the horses to take down vulnerable Vandy.

1. WOMEN WITH "MAN HANDS" NEVER GET THE GUY.

It's simply not true. Ask Client No. 9's mistress.

1. GUYS DON'T NOTICE THINGS LIKE MAN HANDS

Well ... Seinfeld did ...

1. GOOD GUYS FINISH LAST.

Newly sworn-in New York Governor David Paterson might change the axiom to "GOOD GUYS LAST." As in ... stick around, in office.

1. BALD MEN DON'T GET THE LOVE AND RESPECT.

Love: Eliot Spizter, Respect: Ben Bernanke

1. THERE IS NOTHING WORTH SEEING IN SOUTH DAKOTA

Changed my own mind there ...

1. TV NEWS IS MALE DOMINATED.

Sorry Ron Burgundy, the day has long since gone. And by the way, can I say how great it was to see Ann Curry anchoring the nightly news on NBC a couple days ago for Brian Williams. She's the best in the business.

2)"NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN" IS AN OVERRATED BEST PICTURE

How can you beat a hit man who chokes on a nut when he learns a guy at a run-down gas station married into the thing? And having some potential victims call "heads or tails" for who knows what ... priceless.

1. REPORTERS NEVER HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK.

That's why you get blogs like this one.