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Its Friday night. Your teen still hasn't come home after the big game. Relax. Ford is on your side. Ford's new key system on new 2010 models will have the option of a programed key for teens that would keep them from going more than 80 miles an hour. Ford...you did it.
Could you come over and watch the kids next week, Ford? My wife and I are REALLY busy. I mean, we don't have time to teach our kids ourselves anymore...we've tried everything to avoid actual parenting...Guitar Hero, Rock Band, a new Apple IPhone, but they are still all over us asking for food, help with homework and, worst of all, an adult example (shutter). You're mystical Key has changed my life.
If only you could program a key that would make people actually buy cars from you.
