So, the people who do our payment processing are having some issues. We'd really love to sell you some great deals. We really would. But, until our payment processor is back up, we can't complete your order.
We're working with those guys to get payment processing working as soon as possible, though. Just give us a minute and we hope to be back up and humming very soon!
When you do come back, please accept 5% off your offer as our thanks for hanging with us. Just enter sorry5 when checkout's back up.