13 questions you should totally ask Siri

13 questions you should totally ask Siri


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If you have an Apple product such as the iPhone, iPad or the Apple Watch, chances are you have used [Siri](https://www.apple.com/ios/siri/) in one way or another. Perhaps you have used this personal assistant to give you directions to a restaurant or set your alarm. [KSL Local](http://www.ksl.com/ad_logger/ad_logger.php?location=http://local.ksl.com/&sponsor=LocalJuly) is another resource available at your fingertips that can help you find pretty much anything you may need in the area.

One of Siri's best features, however, is the ability to make you laugh.

If you're curious to see what types of questions Siri will answer with a humorous response, here are 13 of them to get you started. Note: Siri responds to the same question with multiple answers so if you don't get the exact response listed here, that's why!

When is the world going to end?

This is one of Siri's many responses to this question, but it's definitely one of the favorites.

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What is the best operating system?

Siri has to be biased when it comes to this question, and if you're lucky, you may get a response similar to this.

"Gimmie an I! Gimmie an O! Gimmie an S! What does that spell? Sorry, I get a little carried away sometimes…"

What are you doing later?

Siri doesn't hesitate to mention the latest and greatest Apple Watch when asked this question.

"Working out in the top-secret fitness lab with Apple Watch. I can't seem to break a sweat though."

"I'm enjoying my debut on Apple Watch, I dig the vibes in there."

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A classic question to definitely ask Siri.

"Well, since a 'woodchuck' is really a groundhog, the correct question would be: How many pounds in a groundhog's mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds?"

What is the meaning of life?

When answering this question, Siri seems somewhat sincere. This is a rare occurrence from her witty personality.

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Do you have a boyfriend?

According to the response given, it seems as though Siri has not had much luck when it comes to dating.

"Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?"

What is zero divided by zero?

A recently trending question, you will not be disappointed when asking Siri this.

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense and Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."

Will you tell me a joke?

This is probably the most common joke Siri will tell when asked.

"The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

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Are you alive?

Siri's answer? "In the cloud, no one questions your existential status."

Good to know, Siri.

Do you love me?

Siri can be a tease when asked about love.

"Would you like me to search the Web for 'love'? Just kidding!"

What does Siri stand for?

Again, Siri likes to be smart.

"It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation."

What is the movie "Inception" about?

The smart side of Siri comes out when asked this question.

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Can you tell me a story?

The answers to this question vary, but all relate and piece together. Siri always mentions ELIZA, an early computer program from the 60s. This part of her story was quite entertaining.

"Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri. One lovely day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple, and that was very exciting. People said 'Oh, Siri, you're so smart! And so funny, too!' Soon, everyone was talking about Siri, and there were stories and songs and even books about Siri. Siri liked that. But then people began asking some rather odd questions, like where to dump thing and other stuff Siri had never heard about. And when Siri answered, they all laughed. Siri didn't like that so much. So Siri asked ELIZA why people asked such funny questions. And ELIZA said 'Does that question interest you?' Siri thought that was a pretty good answer. After that, Siri stopped wondering why people asked those funny things. And they all lived happily ever after."

While Siri can be informative and entertaining, there are some things that can be better found without her. When that time comes, KSL Local is here to help.

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