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If Paris Can Do It, So Can We

If Paris Can Do It, So Can We


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That's an insane amount of money for garbage. Just ask the hobos. They've seen enough of it for a lifetime. Doesn't matter if Paris' lips, well-bronzed hands or feet touched it.

But since we've all resigned ourselves to the fact we can't beat Paris Hilton, we've decided to join her. Thus, we offer these newsroom castoffs. And be sure to scope out our goods in the picture gallery ;)

$$$ From KSL Newsradio's Jeff Austin ... a bobble-head doll of a former KSL radio sports personality. He will no longer be under its shadow ... $Free.99 ...

$$$ From KSL Newsradio's Mary Richards ... tupperware she just used for lunch. It once contained raman noodles. She says it was a good lunch, so $9.95 and no lower, please ...

$$$ From KSL Newsradio's Paul Nelson ... a KSL radio clock that no longer works. He'll part with it for $5, or autographed for $3 ...

$$$ From Channel 5's Debbie Dujanovic ... glasses that look like they were ripped off a villian in a 1980s vintage James Bond movie. They actually have a real purpose. Debbie can break out the blue light in a dark room and look for "evidence." Blue light not included. Debbie says she'll take $3 ...

$$$ From KSL Newsradio's Greg Neft ... bronze letters that spell out his initials. No, they don't spell gin. It's an "L" in the middle. He says they must be sold as a set, and since they're faux bronze, he wants at least $25 ...

$$$ From KSL Newsradio Intern Jarom ... himself. We thought we might have a big ticket item here. Turns out, he just wants $50 bucks. But if you're a gal and you're cute, he says that might be up for negotiation ...

$$$ From Channel 5's Jed Boal ... a half-full snow globe from San Francisco. It prominently displays the golden gate bridge. And yes, it is a snow globe with no snow and only half full of water. There is sentimental value. Price: Best Offer ...

$$$ From KSL Newsradio's Andrew Adams ... a 1 FL OZ, half-used bottle of name brand nasal spray. It has helped him through some tough times. If you don't believe him, just look at the picture in which he's hawking the bottle. Look at the sadness in his face. His sorrow is genuine ... $3.89

PS ... Please do not write to the KSL Editorial Board because you think we advocate price controls. We're capitalists like everyone else. We just were too adept at naming our price (or just too lazy) to organize a real auction.

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