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Weather JokesWhere did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?
A) He's got bugs on his teeth.
Whatever happened to that cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado? Udder disaster!
Q) What's worse than raining buckets?
A) Hailing taxis!
Q) What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A) Foul (fowl) weather
Q) What did the snowman say when he got lost?
A) We're in the middle of snowwhere.
Q) What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A) You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Q) What would you get if you crossed a werewolf with a
snowball? A) Frostbite
