Join Ethan Millard and Alex Kirry for a younger, modern brand of talk radio, now exclusively available as a podcast. The Nightside Project covers politics and news of the day with comic flair and even a little satire.
Thursday, February 23, 2017
- Son Gets a Gift He Could Have Never Imagined
Moving away from your hometown for college could be a pretty scary transition in life. Thankfully, moms everywhere try and ease children into this with care packages to make sure their children still see how much you love them or in this case, to remind them that they still have chores when they come home to visit.
- "Amish Men Drop Horse-Poop Lawsuit Against Kentucky City"
Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard discuss the most recent crimes within the Amish Community with the hair and beard cutting bandits but also a new movement in Kentucky by local Amish who had sued local officials for forcing them to use horse poop catching bags on their horses. The Amish men insisted that the poo-bags were a violation of their religious practices. Alex says that he's on board to be the new spokesperson for the reinvented mullet movement. Mike Gundy, Head Coach of the Oklahoma State Cowboys Football team is their honorary President. And of course, #zenheadlines
- You Could Be Eating Listeria Cheese, Dog's Ashes Are Stolen
Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard bury the hatchet for another episode of the show where Ethan reveals that a large cheese-maker, Sargento, is recalling tons and tons of cheese off of shelves across America in a possible listeria scare. The thing he is most appalled at though? That Sargento contracted another company to make one of its cheese, making them Imposters. Alex rolls out the tragic tale of a Dog, Frankie, who died of kidney failure and the day her ashes picked up by her owners, they were stolen out of the back of their car. But its a #zenheadline so you know it ends well...or does it?
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
- The Easter Candy Battle Wages On
Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard start off with some President's Day facts that Alex seemed to be amused by and then Ethan moves right into the eyelash lice that most adults have on their faces to Oreo's newest creation/abomination, the Peeps Flavored Oreo Cookie. This then moves into a discussion on why Cadbury Creme Eggs are terrible and why they shouldn't be confused with Cadbury Mini Eggs, the best candy at Easter, or the Reese's Peanut Butter Egg, which Alex chooses as his favorite.
- Donald Trump Star on Walk of Fame Destroyed, Man Busted
Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard follow up on a story of the man who took a pick axe to the Hollywood Walk of Fame Star of President Donald Trump and now what price he'll have to pay. And the guys break out a spoof Alex did for the JayMac News show that features what REALLY happened with the Swedish Terror plot that no one wants you to know about. Featuring heavy involvement from the Swedish Chef. Also, Iceland's President says that he would ban pineapple from Pizza if he could. He's right and no one wants to stand up for him.
- Fat Soccer Player Eats Pie During Match, Forced to Resign
Ethan Millard and Alex Kirry get into the discussion of a bloke in England who made fame by eating a hand-held meat pie during a match with Arsenal so that he could win a bet or two for his buddies. This soccer player is 325 pounds, however and found out that fixing bets is illegal and that he can't have his pie and eat it too during a soccer match. And finish your commute happy with some zenheadlines like our favorite of the day when a cop helps a 10 year old with her homework over facebook messenger.
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
- Gordon Hayward Leaves His Mark on NBA All-Star Weekend
The NBA All-Star festivities were this weekend and we got a glimpse of Utah Jazz all-star Gordon Hayward still holding a hand over his heart during the national anthem and we had to break it down. Ethan also decides to reintroduce us to the 'Bellamy Salute', which may or may not be reminiscent of the Hitler Salute.
- Oreo Newest Nightmare, Peeps Flavored Cookies and Why Easter Candy is Superior to All Else
Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard start off with some President's Day facts that Alex seemed to be amused by and then Ethan moves right into the eyelash lice that most adults have on their faces to Oreo's newest creation/abomination, the Peeps Flavored Oreo Cookie. This then moves into a discussion on why Cadbury Creme Eggs are terrible and why they shouldn't be confused with Cadbury Mini Eggs, the best candy at Easter, or the Reese's Peanut Butter Egg, which Alex chooses as his favorite. Also, Utah Jazz All-Star Gordon Hayward gets some big social media buzz after a photo before the game showed him as the only player with his hand over his heart during the national anthem. Social media is going bonkers with it.
- Family Survives Avalanche That Blasts Their House, Lindsey Lohan Claims She's Been Racially Profiled
Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard are glad to be back after a long weekend and Ethan kicks the show off with a tale of an avalanche near a village in Norway. The snow slide hit a house so hard, it knocked it off its foundation and began to roll it down the hill. All 4 members of the family who were inside the house sleeping at the time, survived. Alex then thinks of all the terrible ways to die while being trapped. Man jumping on houses during parkour stunt gets stuck in chimney, gets arrested. Also, how Linsdey Lohan claims to have been racially profiled while wearing a head scarf trying to get through London Airport Security. Then, finish your commute happy with Zenheadlines.
Monday, February 20, 2017
- Remember Those Cute, Laughing Quadruplet Babies From America's Funniest Home Videos? They Are Now Annoying Teens
Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard talk about those cute little quadruplet baby girls who stormed America's Funniest Home Videos by handily winning the grand prize of best video ever because of their infectious, cult-like baby laughs. Well Ethan gives an update to "Where are those babies now?" Plus, a girl's note to the "Bosses at Google" makes it to the CEO and he responds back that he wants her to come work for them one day. The merits of the Porsche vs. the Ferrari are discussed in detail when it comes to mid-life crises.
- Monopoly Changing Game Pieces, Trump Orders Meatloaf for Christie
Alex Kirry and Ethan Millard talk on this President's Day about Monopoly trying to figure out which pieces on their iconic game should be changed. The thimble is out, the shoe is on the cusp of being fired, so what pieces represent us better at this particular time culturally that could be around for a long time? Also, Governor Chris Christie talks about how his trip to the White House to visit President Donald Trump was good, but that the President made him order the meatloaf from the White House Chefs.
Sunday, February 19, 2017
- We Get Called Out by the Listeners
Sometimes we make mistakes and we've got to give credit where credit is due. Thank you to everyone for listening and making sure we get it right, even if it's not right the first time.
- Minnesota to Allow Bake Sales Again
Ethan Millard and Alex Kirry can only assume that Minnesota wasn't allowed bake sales because President Obama didn't let them. Well now everyone figured out that they aren't trying to kill people with their brownies so they are loosening the bake sale stranglehold. Take back those cookies, breads, pies and rice krispie treats. Lamborghini recalls a kagillion of its supercars.
Saturday, February 18, 2017
- Somehow Ethan Forgot About His Own Birthday
Ethan Millard forgot his own birthday and Alex Kirry definitely forgot Ethan's birthday so we'll talk about that awkward moment you didn't show up for your own birthday party and your family is waiting on you.
- Company Offers 'Puppy Paid Leave', Ethan Hunting Down Donut Bandit
Ethan Millard and Alex Kirry discuss a Scotland company's new paid leave policy. If someone from BrewDog adopts a dog they will be given one week of paid leave to adapt themselves and the new puppy to the home. Alex sees a slippery puppy slope in this case and also, Ethan has been noticing that someone has been taking bites from the donuts in the bakery section of his local grocery store and putting them back into the display case. He's desperate to hunt down the culprits. Alex says its him.